So... back in the day we accidentally switched the Electrum and Radium pigments when we made our first batches. Consequently writing descriptions for these colors has been hard because the name doe...
Don't touch the ground or you might get burned.
Ground is Lava looks red in the bottle but changes from a vibrant red to a yellow gold to orange with use. Like a volcano, it is very "active" and sh...
"My name is Leonard Church and you will fear my Laser...!"
Laserface has a breathtaking holographic/laser light show of purple, magenta and green with a yellow edge shift despite looking like a was...
Pale yellow with a hint of gold, tart, and very aromatic — well, maybe the fruit, but not necessarily the paint, though it is pale yellow.
It can be used either layered over another paint or on i...
"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."
Made with actual silver, Sparkle Motion will blind you with its brilliance. Give it your full commitment.
This paint is intended to be used ...
Like a relaxing dip in the ocean. Well, I mean the blue of the ocean in Curacao, not here off the shores of Texas. That would be a terrible idea.
Curacao can be used over any undercoat color but w...
When life hands you lemons, use them to paint your miniatures.
Pucker can be used on any undercoat color but works best over white as shown in the example photos.
Turbo Dork paints are made of a mi...
Named after that rich dark fluid living in pantry closets nationwide, this deep red, burgundy metallic has a mellow flavor, with notes of flake, and a finish between purple and red.
Box Wine is our...
We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold.
Stock up on the real deal. An expensive looking mid-range true metallic gold, intended to be used over a black primer.
Turbo Dork pa...
Shirley, Keith, Laurie, Danny, Chris, Tracy… err wait... you said Cartridge, not Partridge...
The darkest of the true metallic golds, some might even say it's a bronze. Please use over a black prim...
I doubt that Robin Hood’s nemesis ever wore a tin badge; but Bullock, Longmire, and Woody sure did.
A pale, silvery true metallic that is almost chrome on large black surfaces.
Turbo Dork paints ar...
Like standing in the desert and watching the sands shift around you. No way out but forward.
Although Shifting Sands appears greenish gold in the bottle, it displays shades of yellow-gold with hint...
Scorched earth and cool skies.
Afterburner which appears red in the bottle has a wide range of colors. Moving from a warm copper through a yellow gold front facing color to a light green rim.
After...
"A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey." Dolly Parton
This dark cyan to mid-blue shifting paint can certainly strut its stuff and is cocky enough to warrant its name. It is...
cherry blossoms in bloomtwisting, turning as they fallcovering the ground
Luckily, the paint called Sakura is not as ephemeral as its namesake. It is one of the newest pastels and will be around...
Just peach of a color — warm pinkish-orange but without the fuzz.
It works well either layered over another paint or on its own over a white primer.
Turbo Dork paints are made of a mixture of pigm...
Just like the tea for your favorite matcha latte, this paint is specially grown and processed to give just the right shade of pale green.
Matcha, the paint, is caffeine-free. It can be used eith...
"All that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mooooooooold."
All That Glitters is a pure yellow gold with high pigmentation. It is extremely bright and perfect for eye catching detail...
Near Mint condition cards show minimal or no wear from play or handling and will have an unmarked surface, crisp corners, and otherwise pristine edges outside of minimal handling. Near Mint condition cards appear 'fresh out of the pack,' with edges and surfaces virtually free from all flaws. '
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Lightly Played (LP)'
Lightly Played condition cards can have slight border or corner wear, or possibly minor scratches. No major defects are present, and there are less than 4 total flaws on the card. Lightly Played condition foils may have slight fading or indications of wear on the card face. '
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Moderately Played (MP)'
Moderately Played condition cards have moderate wear, or flaws apparent to the naked eye. Moderately Played condition cards can show moderate border wear, mild corner wear, water damage, scratches , creases or fading, light dirt buildup, or any combination of these defects. '
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Heavily Played (HP)'
Heavily Played condition cards exhibit signs of heavy wear. Heavily Played condition cards may include cards that have significant creasing, folding, severe water damage, heavy whitening, heavy border wear, and /or tearing. '
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Damaged (D)'
Damaged condition cards show obvious tears, bends, or creases that could make the card illegal for tournament play, even when sleeved. Damaged condition cards have massive border wear, possible writing or major inking (ex. white-bordered cards with black-markered front borders), massive corner wear, prevalent scratching, folds, creases or tears. '